Procrastination

The fine art of doing stuff and labeling it as "nothing".

Normally I procrastinate when I have something to do or a place to be at.
Like if I have a test and I have to study I lose most of my time walking around the house getting my books and notes, then I sit down get on the computer and check something before studying. That "check something" takes at least 2 and a half hours and if you ask me what I've been doing I will say:
"Nothing"

Other times I need to leave the house at 4pm and it's 1pm, I take 3h45m just doing I don't know what and 15 mins getting ready.

Now that's called procrastination. Procrastination reaches a next level when you stop doing important stuff to do absolutely nothing.
Some people say that I'm wasting my time. I say "It's the only thing I can waste.
Government wastes my money
Food wastes my health.
Women waste my brain.

Time is the only thing I can waste.

People say time is money but I have lots of time and ain't got no money.
What am I doing wrong?

Maybe I should take one of those political science degrees so I can steal everyone's money and waste it on crap and blame it on other people. Then I'll make everyone call me a doctor because I have a PHD(doctor's degree) but don't even know the difference between hypocricy and honesty.

Just remember don't get caught singing naked in front of a mirror.

At ease,
Sergeant

Leave Now And Never Come Back!

Well today I got up and got my morning glass of water and went to the bathroom... If you know what I mean...
Then I went on to the CNN website to check out what was happening in the world and I stumbled upon "Terror grips besieged city" and I got mad.
I'm tired of this crap, the wars and the weapons market and the true meaning behind the wars...

Oh you still think wars happen because one side is trying to act all captain america? Oh my child you still have much to learn.

For example, the Iraq war and the Afghanistan war wasn't because americans were trying to save the poor poor people. NOOOOOOOO. They are trying to save their asses because they know they screwed up, financially speaking, so they went after the "black gold" (oil). Which by the way is incrising its value... I know it's just a coincidence.

You: How did they screw up financially if they are the largest economy in the world?

Me: Erm. They are not the largest economy in the world they are trying to look that way, but in fact the USA are rotten and the only way they still stand is due to their huge armament (or who knows maybe it's not that big) and nuclear and biological weapons. And they screwed up because they got highly concentrated in the western civilization and kinda forgot about the eastern civilization and so India and China. Among others.

Oh don't get all sad because I didn't mention you ( Ghana, Qatar, Turkemenistan, Liberia, Angola, Iraq, Ethiopia, Mozambique, East Timor and Laos).

So they developed like BOWWWSSSESSS and they expanded to Europe and even the USA and now they can copy everything, that the big companies used to do like no other. It started with chinese clothing shops and now there's even cell phones and cars that are "copies" of BMW's, Mercedes and BlackBerry's.
So China is soon going to control everything with their gigantic market and India with their huge amount of people.

Soon even your momma is going to be Indian and your cloths are all going to be "made in China"

Have funsies!!


Getting back to the subject.
So the news. A city connecting to the biggest syrian city was attacked this last week and everything was destroyed and they suspect that are some people buried under the collapsed houses.
Well F... the government that's what!

We are all tired of wars and innocent people dying because someone wants more money/power...

Dudes just go play with your wee wee's and leave us alone.

Just Sméagol

Just embrace that you suck major balls and leeeeeeeeave.
Yeaa leave the White House.
Leave the Kremlin.
Leave the Parliament.


Leave the government.
Stop killing the people.




Or else.....




At ease,
Sergeant